Welcome to the 12th annual Danny Awards! Which I promise you’ll be able to read in less time than it takes to watch Killers of the Flower Moon. I’ll also steal shamelessly from the Cannes Film Festival. And I will not drone on too long about Oppenheimer’s brilliance. But I will start with Christopher Nolan’s biopic about the father…
It’s another Oscar Sunday, so it’s time for the Danny’s! In this year’s edition, you’ll hear why my Best Picture winner may not be something you’ll want to see. Once again, I will take the Golden Globes to task. And I’ll let you know what I saw this year that made me rethink the 2017…
It’s Oscar Sunday! Based on last year’s television ratings, many people now treat this with a ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. The Academy has responded with sweeping changes that cheapen certain awards and filmmakers. They should have looked to the Danny’s for inspiration instead. We believe movies are still magic and that everything that goes into making them should…
Tonight, due to the virus that shall not be named, the Academy will be giving out their annual Oscars from a train station. We have not been as impacted here at the Danny’s. Our awards are still being given out from the Lay-Z-Boy where my rapidly expanding behind has spent far too much time over…
In Hollywood, they are getting ready for the 92nd annual Academy Awards, but here in Tampa, we’re preparing to hand out the 8th annual Danny’s. Unlike the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences, we’re not set in our ways here at the Danny’s. I make up the rules, create the categories, and award the…
It’s the end of the decade, which means every film critic has to rush out their top movies of the 2010s list. Here at the Danny’s, we can’t let that opportunity go to waste. I’ve been awarding my personal movie awards since 2012. Going back over those, I sometimes found myself wondering what the hell…
Welcome to the 7th annual Danny’s! For the uninitiated, these are my movie awards that I hand out the same day as the Academy Awards. I make up the categories and decide on the winners as I see fit. And to prove how ahead of the curve I am, the Academy tried to imitate me…